- Brimstone (Brad)
- The Unbeatable Kid Decoy Jr – (Mike) – Teenage super-spy, and agent of ILL.
- Qwrk (Tim)
- Shadowtail (Shayne)
- The Amazing Tisiphone (Sarah)
- Luce Bree – (Kipp)
- Captain John Adams (Tim)
- Dragonpunch (Brad)
- Glitterball (Mike) – Goth metal super-star diva with an ironic 80s fashion sense.
- Tarzan of Mars (Brad)
- Secretary Bill (Mike) – Previously the Secretary of ????, now fights for rehabilitation of super-villians.
- Minora The Anti-Villain (Mike) – A thousand-year-old valkyrie slime-hunter from a neighboring Angel dimension.
- Prawn (Brad)